Transport for London

Mandate:

- we will show up whenever we feel like.
- Our buses run on three schedules:
    -schedule posted on the internet
    -schedule posted on the bus stop
    -schedule the bus driver feels like following

In fact, the above mandate is so effective, Translink is modelling theirs after it.

Motto:
"I will charge you the maximum cash fare."
"There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failures."
"Please do not keep your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid station closure"

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