Thursday, 15 February 2007

Famous Quotes in London

1. Remember to touch in and touch out, or you will be charged the maximum cash fare.

2. Something something on the 8th floor, followed by FREE FOOD AND DRINKS!!

3. We have 5,074 industrial partners in our MSc program.

4. I will charge you the maximum cash fare anyways.

5. Please do not leave your personal effects, and your personal belongings, and your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid unnecessary station closure.

6. There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failure.

7. Your problem is not my problem and ..... ....... my problem is someone else's problem.

8. Free London Lite.

9. Do you want me to Fourier trlansform you?

10. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

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