Saturday, 17 February 2007
Natwest
Your success is our success.
Your inconvenience is our convenience.
Your money will be our money.
Resistance is futile.
Your inconvenience is our convenience.
Your money will be our money.
Resistance is futile.
Imperial College
Your problem is not my problem. My problem is someone else's problem. Any problems?
Transport for London
Mandate:
- we will show up whenever we feel like.
- Our buses run on three schedules:
-schedule posted on the internet
-schedule posted on the bus stop
-schedule the bus driver feels like following
In fact, the above mandate is so effective, Translink is modelling theirs after it.
Motto:
"I will charge you the maximum cash fare."
"There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failures."
"Please do not keep your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid station closure"
touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out
- we will show up whenever we feel like.
- Our buses run on three schedules:
-schedule posted on the internet
-schedule posted on the bus stop
-schedule the bus driver feels like following
In fact, the above mandate is so effective, Translink is modelling theirs after it.
Motto:
"I will charge you the maximum cash fare."
"There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failures."
"Please do not keep your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid station closure"
touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out touch in touch out
London Cab
Ever wonder why the cabs in London are black?
It's so that if they run you over, they can drive you directly to the cemetary. Maybe even pick up your family for the service on the way - if business is slow that day.
I am always wary if a cabbie sticks his head out the window and tell me to go to hell.. he might actually mean it literally.
It's so that if they run you over, they can drive you directly to the cemetary. Maybe even pick up your family for the service on the way - if business is slow that day.
I am always wary if a cabbie sticks his head out the window and tell me to go to hell.. he might actually mean it literally.
New York Cab
Ever wonder why the cabs in New York are yellow?
The hidden message is: YOU watch out, because *I* am certainly not.
The hidden message is: YOU watch out, because *I* am certainly not.
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Bank Hours
We are open Monday to Saturday, except bank holidays.*
Monday 12:00-12:55
Tuesday 10:34-10:55
Wednesday 15:58-15:59
Thursday 09:00-11:17 (We work hard on Thursdays)
Friday 15:58-15:59
Saturday 14:00-14:00
* Bank holidays are Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays
** We are closed every other Monday
*** We are closed on the 13th, and whenever the digits of the date contains a 1 or a 3.... or a 2 for that matter....
**** and also on every 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th day of the month.
***** If you would like to inquire our business hours, please contact our many branches during business hours.
Monday 12:00-12:55
Tuesday 10:34-10:55
Wednesday 15:58-15:59
Thursday 09:00-11:17 (We work hard on Thursdays)
Friday 15:58-15:59
Saturday 14:00-14:00
* Bank holidays are Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays
** We are closed every other Monday
*** We are closed on the 13th, and whenever the digits of the date contains a 1 or a 3.... or a 2 for that matter....
**** and also on every 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th day of the month.
***** If you would like to inquire our business hours, please contact our many branches during business hours.
Famous Quotes in London
1. Remember to touch in and touch out, or you will be charged the maximum cash fare.
2. Something something on the 8th floor, followed by FREE FOOD AND DRINKS!!
3. We have 5,074 industrial partners in our MSc program.
4. I will charge you the maximum cash fare anyways.
5. Please do not leave your personal effects, and your personal belongings, and your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid unnecessary station closure.
6. There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failure.
7. Your problem is not my problem and ..... ....... my problem is someone else's problem.
8. Free London Lite.
9. Do you want me to Fourier trlansform you?
10. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
2. Something something on the 8th floor, followed by FREE FOOD AND DRINKS!!
3. We have 5,074 industrial partners in our MSc program.
4. I will charge you the maximum cash fare anyways.
5. Please do not leave your personal effects, and your personal belongings, and your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid unnecessary station closure.
6. There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failure.
7. Your problem is not my problem and ..... ....... my problem is someone else's problem.
8. Free London Lite.
9. Do you want me to Fourier trlansform you?
10. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
Inspired
Originally I wasn't going to keep a blog while I am here in London.. partly because I don't feel like I am actually travelling, and partly because I am actually not liking London as much as I did DK. BUT.. as I was leaving the gym today, some ideas just hit me, and I decided, ta hell with UK, I'm gonna amuse myself while I am here...
The original thought that really got me thinking about the blog again was that to really get something useful out of anybody here, you really have to put up a face... a rude face, or, maybe intimidating is more the right word... sorta like .V. ... or like... >:| ... ... or maybe you even have to stick your fist in the air... like.... .V.o " :)))
and then... that reminded me of one episode in Seinfeld, when George explained to Seinfeld that if you want to look like you're really working hard at work, when you are really not..... just frown. I realized, when I was watching that, that I actually do frown alot at work.. I guess work just makes me grumpy. .V. frown .. grumble grumble...
The original thought that really got me thinking about the blog again was that to really get something useful out of anybody here, you really have to put up a face... a rude face, or, maybe intimidating is more the right word... sorta like .V. ... or like... >:| ... ... or maybe you even have to stick your fist in the air... like.... .V.o " :)))
and then... that reminded me of one episode in Seinfeld, when George explained to Seinfeld that if you want to look like you're really working hard at work, when you are really not..... just frown. I realized, when I was watching that, that I actually do frown alot at work.. I guess work just makes me grumpy. .V. frown .. grumble grumble...
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