HSBC UK

Natwest

Your success is our success.
Your inconvenience is our convenience.

Your money will be our money.
Resistance is futile.

Imperial College

Your problem is not my problem. My problem is someone else's problem. Any problems?

Transport for London

Mandate:

- we will show up whenever we feel like.
- Our buses run on three schedules:
    -schedule posted on the internet
    -schedule posted on the bus stop
    -schedule the bus driver feels like following

In fact, the above mandate is so effective, Translink is modelling theirs after it.

Motto:
"I will charge you the maximum cash fare."
"There are severe delays in my brain due to signal failures."
"Please do not keep your personal bullsh*t unattended to avoid station closure"

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London Cab

Ever wonder why the cabs in London are black?



It's so that if they run you over, they can drive you directly to the cemetary. Maybe even pick up your family for the service on the way - if business is slow that day.

I am always wary if a cabbie sticks his head out the window and tell me to go to hell.. he might actually mean it literally.

New York Cab

Ever wonder why the cabs in New York are yellow?



The hidden message is: YOU watch out, because *I* am certainly not.

Bank Hours

We are open Monday to Saturday, except bank holidays.*

Monday 12:00-12:55
Tuesday 10:34-10:55
Wednesday 15:58-15:59
Thursday 09:00-11:17 (We work hard on Thursdays)
Friday 15:58-15:59
Saturday 14:00-14:00

* Bank holidays are Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays
** We are closed every other Monday
*** We are closed on the 13th, and whenever the digits of the date contains a 1 or a 3.... or a 2 for that matter....
**** and also on every 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th day of the month.
***** If you would like to inquire our business hours, please contact our many branches during business hours.